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We Feel You'd Be Happier Some Place Else- I always get a chuckle from this one. Apparently, the manager was sleeping with his rep, and it was consensual but the other reps heard about it and BAM. You Slept With Your Employee So.-I remember being in a room, when this went down one time and it was very awkward. Don't belabor the fact, just cut right to the chase and let them know they've been terminated. But this is one I've used many times because it's the truth, and at this point even the employee knows it's not working out. This Isn't Working Out- Again, this sounds like another dating break up. All bets are off here in a recession because a that point, everyone is suffering. If shareholders want to cut costs, they should cut executive pay, and make it more performance based. Personally, a lot of people are unemployed because their company couldn't manager the other costs besides labor. We're Cutting Costs- I never understood this reason for firing people, because if you can't manage other costs besides labor, then maybe you shouldn't be a manager. Lucky for him and me because later he worked for me. He was in the process of firing me, when his boss came in and they moved me to a different department where I did great. Now he was a kid and I was a kid, but he was still a manager. In this instance it wasn't their fault, and maybe the executives who are doing the downsizing should consider a pay cut instead of having to cut the workforce.but that'll never happen.Дude! You Suck At This Job! - You may laugh, but at my first job, that's exactly what my manager said to me. We're Downsizing- Unfortunately this happened a lot during the recent recession, and I feel sorry for all the people who were fired. Ouch! Personally, I hope she sues the company. It wasn't that they were eliminating the position, they were just changing the title and eliminating her. We're Eliminating Your Position- Recently a friend went through this and it turned out to be a political move on the CEO's part. We Feel You'd Be A Better Fit At A Different Company- Another funny one because the employee is wondering, ' Which Company? Do you have any recommendations? Am I being traded? Is this the NFL?' It's a weird way of saying ' LEAVE NOW PLEASE'. Don't be mean even if the employee is an a**hole. It's rude, and it could get you fired if you're a manager. When the employee questioned him, he added, 'You're fired.' This one isn't even mildly subtle. We Think You'd Be Our Best Asset, If You Worked For Our Competition- Oh yes, this one is positively absurd, but one that a vindictive manager once said to his employee.

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They're thinking, ' I didn't know we had a relationship?' Plus they're expecting a farewell dinner, candy, or lunch as well. I used it once and never again, because it just confuses people. The employee thinks that you're breaking up with them. We're Going To End Our Relationship At This Time- As a manager, I've used this one before and it's so vague. ' Thanks boss for thinking of me! I'll be sure to send you a card from prison, because I'm going to have to rob a liquor store just to pay the rent.' But that would have been rude to the person who just got fired, just like it's rude to try and 'candy coat' the fact that you're out of a job. We're Going To Allow You To Pursue Other Career Opportunities- When I heard someone got fired this way, I almost laughed. 'Hey boss you wanna come with me?' Unfortunately I'm not sure there's a better term to use, but if you're a manager and you're creative, you'll think of one. We're Letting You Go- My personal favorite because where the hell is the employee going at this point? The answer is nowhere except to the unemployment line. Some are subtle and some are downright cruel:

Here are 20 different ways to say 'you're fired'. I'm certain they word it a certain way to make themselves feel better, but it's still the same.you're out of a job.

However, managers in an effort to try and soften the blow have come up with so many different ways to say, 'You're fired', that it's often times confusing to the employee. I've been fired on 2 occasions and those experiences have been imbedded in my brain. Being fired is not pleasant, in fact it is completely demoralizing.

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